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  • Snarky's Machine 5:00 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply  

    They frigging hate James Cameron. And now he knows just how much. They hate him so much they voted for a woman.

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    • snarkysmachine 5:01 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Which is how Cameron justifies this crushing defeat to himself.

    • hsofia 5:02 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      why do they hate him?

    • Anna 5:04 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      i so noticed that too. creepy!

      • Anna 5:06 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        oops this was supposed to go to the whole grabbing k-big’s arm post!!

    • stitchtowhere 5:06 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      cameron’s next film: “my oscar defeat… allow me to mansplain.”

    • thirtiesgirl 5:07 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Heh. I love it.

  • Snarky's Machine 4:59 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply  

    Snarky 6/6

    Booyah.

     
    • drst 4:59 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      WOOOOOO FUCKING HOO!

    • moosemuse 5:00 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      You’re a witch! A witch, I say!

    • jamy 5:00 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      YES.

    • Kara 5:00 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I’m just glad Avatar lost because it just wasn’t a good movie.

    • Tink 5:00 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Brava, well done.

    • Krishji 5:01 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      You are awesome! A psychic!

    • riotsnotdiets 5:02 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      obviously oscar voters must have gotten a hold of your post and changed their votes accordingly… SP domination!

  • Snarky's Machine 4:58 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply  

    God, Tom Hanks or Tom Cruise always does the damn best picture.

     
    • redlami 4:59 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Well done, Snarky… 6/6

    • Kate Harding 4:59 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      K-BIG again!

      • thirtiesgirl 5:00 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        Ok, THIS makes me happy. This makes sitting through this whole damn awards show worthwhile.

    • hsofia 5:00 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Wow, nice job, Snarkysmachine.
      And also, he came out and was like, “Look, the winner is The Hurt Locker. Bye.”

    • elfboots 5:00 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      And James Cameron is disappointed. And possibly disapproving.

      • Kate Harding 5:00 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        But what does Clooney think?

        • littlem 6:20 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

          Personally I don’t think George was thinking at all. Did anyone ever find out what was in that flask?

    • hsofia 5:00 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Is that bearded guy the lost son of John Lennon?

      • thirtiesgirl 5:01 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        And why did he have that grabby hold on Ms. Big’s arm? That was kind of disturbing.

        • Kate Harding 5:02 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

          I was just about to type LET GO OF HER ARM when he finally did.

        • Quiwi 5:03 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

          I noticed that too! Major WTF right there, let her go!

          • thirtiesgirl 5:04 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

            It was like he was holding her away from the mic and then pulling her to it when he was done and ready for her to speak. Or am I just imagining things?

        • Suezette 5:04 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

          I don’t know, seemed like she was having a hard time breathing–maybe he was helping??

  • Snarky's Machine 4:55 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply  

    K-BIG

     
    • snarkysmachine 4:56 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Snarky 5/6

      • Kate Harding 4:57 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        I am praying you’re 6/6, and that this doesn’t mean Avatar’s getting best pic now.

    • Kara 4:56 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Yay I was rooting for her.

    • Paula 4:56 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      FUCK YEAH!!!! Let’s ask James Cameron how HE feels about her winning.

      • Suezette 4:57 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        he was cheering–good for him

        • Paula 5:00 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

          I just meant that there was soooo much bullshit about there being some big competition between them and KB always being asked about him even though they’ve been divorced a million years.

    • thirtiesgirl 4:57 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I’m so glad Ms. Bigs won… but that can only mean Cameron’s taking best picture. She’s trumping her evil ex-hubs…only sort of.

    • Thornacious 4:57 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      And JamCam stood up right away – thank you, Scary Scary-Looking Man for doing your part to quell all the stupid “grudge match” gossip.

      • moosemuse 4:58 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        Too bad he has to turn in his balls now, though.

        Wait, that’s *not* how it works?

    • drst 4:57 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Yay and finally! Now the question is, will the film win best?

    • Kara 4:58 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      OMFG are they really playing “I am woman hear me roar?”

      • moosemuse 4:59 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        ::jaw drop::

      • Paula 5:02 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        The music director needs to be beaten bloody.

  • Snarky's Machine 4:53 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply  

    we know who’s winning the next award.

     
  • Snarky's Machine 4:49 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply  

    Snarky 4/6 tonight.

     
  • Snarky's Machine 4:48 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply  

    another justin tv http://www.justin.tv/cinemaking#r=BZM40wU~

     
  • Snarky's Machine 4:45 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply  

    oprah.

     
  • Snarky's Machine 4:42 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply  

    aksksls missed The Dude’s speech.

     
    • Kate Harding 4:42 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      It was nice, but not as good as the GG one. (Which I missed at the time, natch.)

    • drst 4:43 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Did the Precious folks coordinate their dresses? Oprah is also in blues.

      • moosemuse 4:44 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        It’d be kind of cool if it were a silent nod to the book’s author.

      • Quiwi 4:45 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        A “Sapphire” Family Reunion!

  • Snarky's Machine 4:28 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply  

    Is that Amber Waves?

     
    • Krishji 4:32 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Yo justin.tv just petered out on me on copyright violation right before best actor!!! OH NO!!!

    • Quiwi 4:34 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Is he drunk?

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