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  • Sweet Machine 3:04 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply  

    Okay, y’all, I have to go to bed. Root for Gabby for me!

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  • Sweet Machine 2:55 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply  

    Lauren Bacall! My god!

     
    • Paula 2:56 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      She looks beautiful. What the hell was up with the music?

  • Sweet Machine 2:46 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply  

    I’m not sure how much longer I can last, y’all… I had insomnia last night, and the show is so sloooooow…

     
    • Elysia 2:48 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      It’s the perfect cure for insomnia! I should be recording this!

    • Kate Harding 2:48 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Do what you need to do, babe.

    • snarkysmachine 2:48 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Yeah they need so the dead montage, the uncomfortable honorary oscar and bigalow beating cam.

    • DRST 2:48 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I swear the size of the stage is adding to the delay. Whoever designed that layout should be forced to watch nothing but people walking across it for a year.

  • Sweet Machine 2:44 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply  

    The dude!

     
  • Sweet Machine 2:40 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply  

    Oh Ben Stiller. Don’t be anyone except Derek Zoolander, okay?

     
    • scatteredmarbles 2:42 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Lol! Ok that was actually funny though.

    • miguel 2:42 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      if had a penny for how many times i’ve seen that movie, i’d have at least half a dollar.

  • Sweet Machine 2:37 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply  

    Let’s get more white people up there, stat!

     
    • Sweet Machine 2:37 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Even if they’re foreign or something!

    • snarkysmachine 2:39 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Ha. This really funny.

    • Kara 2:39 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Whoa now it’s getting interesting. Crazy white lady on stage, shutting off mics in the middle of speeches. Good stuff

  • Sweet Machine 2:35 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply  

    Whoa! What is going on, white lady? Why’d you cut him off?

     
    • Elysia 2:35 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Imitating Kanye?

      • miguel 2:37 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        i’m a let you finish, but my obscure documentary was the best obscure documentary ever.

        • elfboots 2:38 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

          *sobbing with laughter*

        • miguel 2:38 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

          of all time.* my apologies.

    • scatteredmarbles 2:37 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      And seriously why didn’t they have Prudence up there, Come on people!!

      • q 2:48 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        Because the Oscar stage is very rarely accessible to wheelchair users. This has happend before.

  • Sweet Machine 2:29 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply  

    Man, Zoe Saldana could not be more beautiful. Not possible.

     
    • Kate Harding 2:29 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Maybe if you mushed her together with another Zoe Saldana.

    • Kara 2:30 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Who’s great idea was it to play Thank Goodness for Little Girls when these women came onstage?

      • Elysia 2:31 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        Plus Someday My Prince Will Come earlier?

      • stitchtowhere 2:31 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        Gerard Depardieu’s, obviously. 😉 (shout out My Father the Hero!)

    • elfboots 2:33 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      She’s one of those inhumanly beautiful people, like Catherine Zeta-Jones or Halle Berry. They’re so stunning they’re like another species entirely.

    • Elliott Mason 2:33 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      It made her look like she was pooping feather boa — NOT a good look.

  • Sweet Machine 2:15 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply  

    Goddamn, I lose my connection to the stream. Anyone else having trouble? I can’t believe I missed RDJ!

     
  • Sweet Machine 2:06 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply  

    EXPLOSION MASCARA

     
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